1. WHO WE ARE

Naked Lobsters is a partnership operated by Iain Saunders and Caroline Grubb.

2. DATA WE COLLECT

  • Identity & Contact Data: Name and email address.

  • Quiz & Profile Data: Responses provided at app.nakedlobsters.com.

  • Special Category Data: If you choose to provide information regarding your health, wellbeing, or personal beliefs, we process this only with your explicit consent.

  • Financial Data: We use third-party processors (Stripe and PayPal) to handle payments. We do not store your full credit card details on our servers; these are handled directly by the payment providers.

3. AUTOMATED DECISIONS & PROFILING

We use an interactive quiz to help tailor your experience.

  • How it works: Your answers generate a specific "Profile." This logic is automated.

  • The outcome: We use this profile to send you tailored content, digital products, and offers that align with your specific personal development needs.

  • Your Rights: You have the right to contest an automated decision or request human intervention by emailing us at ahoy@nakedlobsters.com.

4. THIRD-PARTY PROCESSORS

Your data is shared with the following providers to ensure our service functions:

  • Systeme.io: For email marketing and hosting digital products.

  • Stripe & PayPal: To securely process payments.

  • Google (Analytics & Tag Manager): To understand how users interact with our site.

  • Meta (Instagram): For engagement and marketing tracking.

5. REGIONAL RIGHTS (UK, EU, AU, CA, US)

Depending on your location, you have the following rights:

  • Access & Portability: Request a copy of the data we hold on you.

  • Correction & Deletion: Request that we update or "forget" your data.

  • Withdraw Consent: You can opt-out of our profiling and marketing at any time by clicking "Unsubscribe" in our emails.

  • Non-Discrimination (US/CCPA): We will never provide a different quality of service if you choose to exercise your privacy rights.

6. COOKIES & TRACKING

We use Google Tag Manager to manage tracking pixels. By using our site, you consent to the use of cookies for analytics and personalized advertising. You can adjust your browser settings to refuse cookies, though some parts of the site may not function correctly.

7. CONTACT

For any data-related queries, please contact:

ahoy@nakedlobsters.com

This quiz offers a space to steady your vessel first, before worrying about where you're headed.

Think of it as a quiet check of the helm. Not a test, just a noticing.


You're not failing.
You're transitioning, and your voyage matters.

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